$799, once, for 90 days of work. We get your product into the places AI reads. The scope is written down on day one, with re-checks at day 30, 60 and 90 and a promise on the work. At launch we take at most 5 projects a month.
Get a foot in a door you cannot see
Everything in the audit, with its fee credited back. Then the work, done for you:
- 25 named lists and sites pitched, with two follow-ups each. The roundups, “best X” pages and newsletters the AIs cite in your category. Each gets a short, specific pitch and two follow-ups. You get the list of who said yes, no or nothing. We only pitch lists that choose on merit. No publisher fees, ever.
- 3 pages written for you. Your story page: what it is, who it is for and why you built it, in plain words an AI can quote. One honest comparison against the competitor you lose to most. One alternatives page. You approve every word before it goes up.
- Review profiles on the 2 sites AI cites most in your category. Set up and filled in properly, plus a polite review request for you to send to your real customers. We sell the setup, never a review count. The reviews come from your customers, not from us.
- A founder-led Reddit plan. The threads where your buyers ask the question. A plain note on how to show up there as yourself. Drafted replies you can post, or not. Under your own name only.
- Re-checks at day 30, 60 and 90. Same 25 questions, same three runs, same five AIs, same location. Side by side with your day 0 baseline, every answer saved.
That is the whole scope, and it is fixed on purpose. A bounded list makes the promise below possible. It also keeps the price at $799 instead of “let’s get a quote together”.
The 90 days
| When | What happens |
|---|---|
| Day 0 | Kickoff. We agree the 25 questions, the 5 that count for the promise, your target number and the written deliverables list. Baseline check: 300 answers. |
| Weeks 1 to 2 | Audit delivered if you have not had one. Review profiles set up. Your story page drafted. |
| Weeks 2 to 4 | Pitches go out to the 25 lists and sites. Comparison and alternatives pages drafted. You send the review request to your customers. |
| Weeks 4 to 6 | First follow-ups. Pages go live on your site once you approve them. Reddit plan delivered, first replies drafted. |
| Day 30 | First re-check, same 300 answers. Before and after by email. |
| Weeks 6 to 8 | Second follow-ups. Anything still open on the list gets finished. Deliverables sign-off. |
| Day 60 | Second re-check. Promise status in writing: target met, or we keep working. |
| Day 90 | Third re-check. Final report. If the target was missed at day 60, work continues, with one more check at day 120. |
Every week you get a short email: what shipped, and what is waiting on you.
The promise
1. The work, or your money back. On day one you get a written list of everything above, with names. If any item is not delivered within 90 days, you get a full refund of the project fee.
2. Not named by day 60? We keep working. Before we start, we agree 5 of the 25 questions and a target. Those 5 questions across ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude and Perplexity make 20 answers. The target is to be named in at least N of them. N is your day 0 count plus 3, never less than 3 and never more than 7. An answer counts as “named” when that AI names you in two of its three runs. Fall short at day 60 and we keep working at no extra cost, with checks again at day 90 and day 120.
3. We never promise what an AI will say. Answers change from run to run and model to model. We show you the pattern, good or bad, with every answer saved.
The full policy, including what pauses the clock and how to claim, is on the guarantee page.
Who it is for
Solo founders and very small teams. You sell software, an app or a service that people find by asking around. You already have real customers. You want the work done, not a checklist.
If your buyers would ask an AI “what should I use for this?”, it is for you.
Who it is not for
- Funded teams with a marketing department. An agency or an in-house marketer will serve you better, and you can afford one.
- Products with no customers yet. Honest reviews need real users. Do the free check, and come back when you have ten.
- Local businesses such as cafes, clinics and tradespeople. There, listings and maps matter more than roundups. We are not set up for that yet.
- Anyone who needs a guaranteed ranking. It does not exist.
- More than 5 of you in a month. One person does this work. When the month is full, the form says so and offers the next open spot. Not a rushed project.
What we need from you
About an hour at the start. A list of real customers we may politely ask for a review. A yes or no on anything that goes out under your name. A way to publish three pages on your site. We handle the rest.
How to start
Know it is right for you? Pay now by card. Not sure yet? Use the fit form below and Dasha tells you honestly first.
Pay $799 now Prefer an invoice?
Had the audit in the last 30 days? Use the fit form or reply to your audit email, and we invoice $799 minus your audit fee.
- Fit form. Below. Your product, your email, what you sell, roughly how many customers you have, and whether you have had the audit. If not, we run it first, as part of the project.
- Fit check, within 2 working days. Dasha reads it and tells you honestly whether a project will help, and when the next spot opens.
- Invoice. By email, payable by card or bank transfer, with your audit fee credited if you had one. Work starts the day it is paid, with a kickoff form or a short call. Your choice. Paid by card already? You skip this step, and if the fit check says no, you get a full refund.
The founding 20 get the audit free with the project, plus the keep-working window to day 120. In return, we may publish their anonymised before and after. Including if nothing moved.